■ TEPIC, MEXICO: Guadalajara to Mazatlan is a 7 hour drive. With Simon Wilson behind the wheel, and Mr. Bald as Chief Navigator, it's at least 11! In other words, a horrendous and excruciatingly long boiling hot day on the road lay ahead for the three albinos making their way up the Western coastline of Mexico to Sinaloa.

A pit stop had to be made! Luckily in Google Maps, Harald Baldr The Great spotted a city called Tepic with a Burger King in the centre of town.

Our breakfast plans were made! After breakfast we decided to have a little cruise around Tepic to see what this city was like. That's how I ran into the epic Machette Man of Tepic's most entrepreneurial intersection....