■ KANSAS, AUBREY'S BEDROOM: A couple of days after I started uploading from USA, I received a video message from a certain old soulless ginger of SouthPark infamy: CopperCab. Or Cooper Jones as he now goes by, after it came out he is Alex Jones' son born out of wedlock to a one legged Irish drifter named Clodagh in Atlanta's Celtic community.

In said video, The Red Tyrant launches into one of his usual tirades against anything straight, male, Western and sensible before telling yours truly that I was not welcome in America.

Seeing as I found myself in Colorado at the time, and Kansas where CopperCab lives, was just one state over, I decided to pay the drab Ginger a visit on his home turf.

Not to see him, but his hot ginger sister and involuntary assisted-living caregiver, Aubrey, who makes sure he gets dressed and stays on his meds every morning.

We'd been chatting on and off for a couple of years now and I figured the best way to teach CopperCab a lesson was to have an epic pork o'clock with one of his own.

Plus I've always had a thing for redheads 😎

After driving for almost 10 hours, it was finally 🐷o'🕒

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